The Obvious

• It is common to sleep sitting up
• To sleep at the dining room table with your head on the table
• You may nap in the bathroom.
• Have entire in-depth psychological, moral or general pop culture conversations with your dog (s).
• Tell people you are 30 pounds thinner – realize that they know you are a liar and fat; instead of just fat.
• If you need to ask a person IF they love you, then you know the answer.
• All liars have pantomimes. Find one.

• People who confuse kindness with stupidity always end up being shocked. THIS IS YOUR GLORY!

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